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teaching maths to zz could kill you some day. I pity her maths teacher rofl, this is the person who does not know how to cross multiply at all ffs.

On another note im bored as feck right now as arsenal Pompey has been called off due to a waterlogged pitch. Wtf is wrong with Fratton Park's drainage system, the pitch was a total failure rofl full of muddy water.

And Didier Mong Drogba gave Chelski a 2-0 win over citeh with ANOTHER bloody handball, this time it went un noticed thanks to bent as feck Rob Styles. Cnuts.

And speaking of cnuts the same zz refuses to update for some reason, so I can't update. Fantastico.

Which then reminds me that Malaga v Barca is coming up in 20 minutes time. Should be an easy win over a struggling Malaga.

Blah Im still bored as feck.

Brilliant picture

This is a true picture, used by me for my literature letter thingy. Brilliant paint skills you must admit? Those who want to use this picture please pay me $1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000. Thanks.

Pretty pleased with my science and geography marks as well. Hehehe.

Why am i blogging now?

When I have so many homework to complete and one test to study? Roflmao. I am currently struggling with my maths and I am tempted to just put that aside atm and get started on studying for literature test at it seems so much easier. However both are due tomorrow so do I look as if I have a choice?

Ahh guess you lot are bored with homework as well, so why not I update you on some sporting news. Manchester United beat a plucky West Bromwich Albion 2-1, to continue the stranglehold on second place, still 5 points ahead of the scousers, who face barcodes today. We battered the barcodes last week, with that twat Shearer not scoring on his last visit to OT, which was nice. But the difference is the scousers have Morientes, Crouch and Cisse. All are on form aren't they? United only have Rooney and Saha, with Ronaldo on the wings, and we can afford to leave Ruud on the bench. Just terrific innit.

And there was a couple of hilarious incidents in the match between Wigan and citeh. Fat Aussie keeper John Filan caught an incoming cross, and threw it out, only to his shock horror see his throw hit the back of Darius Vassell, and somehow looping to hit the bar. And of course, Calamity James had to better that, by somehow volleying a backpass 60 yards vertically, and when Distin controlled it, and passed it back to James again, he managed to clear it, but backwards. It went out for a corner which Wigan scored from. Stuart Pearce must be thinking: Wtfbbq. And Paul Jewell: Hahahaha. You noobshit!



In other sporting news, Giancarlo Fisichella has won the Malaysian GP, after leading for most of the race starting from pole. Kimi Raikkonen crashed out, after being hit from behind, causing a rear suspension failure. Fuck.

Shit, I think I've wasted too much time on this blog post, so I'll go and finish my homework now(no, really)

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So this is my new blog

After the last one went dead, and I'll post semi-regularly (I hope) about general stuff in life, or football blahblablah.

My first post on this brand new blog would be about Arctic Monkeys, after Isk kindly pointed out an article in the Straits Times today. They're really superb, worthy of the hype that's been going around internet forums and stuff like that, particularly at Redcafe where I first found out about them. I 'bought' their album and gave it a listen, the songs grow on you rather than you like them after a first listen or summat. Really good stuff, but of course we'll need to see their sophomore album to see what they are really made of and if they can keep the quality up.

Mardy Bum
Ritz to Romance
Fake Tales of San Francisco

These three are the best songs on the album imo, of course there are a few bland and uninspiring fillers but overall the album's really terrific.

Moving on there's only three days of the holidays left and my homework are still pretty much untouched. Not to add my literature file is still stuck in the messy locker, and that I have to wake up early in the morning tomorrow to retrieve it(fyi I woke up at 6pm today).

Tomorrow - Somehow complete maths | Memorise at least 1/2 of oral presentation script| Do finish lit letter | Paint art wooden block
Sunday - Study for lit test | complete chinese diary


Deary me what a cramped schedule, and I have realised how short one bloody week is. Wtfbbq. H for holidays and homework.

Meanwhile I shall end here for the first post of this brand new super duper blog.

Ciaozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz