Sunday, April 30, 2006

I am not blind anymore

Cos I've got a crapshit cheapskate spec that has been using the eye degree from 2 years back cos I haven't actually went to test yet rofl. But it's still ok I guess cos I aced the eye test for health check with the old specs rofl. So my dad decided to change this spec only next year when my degree he phrophetically claimed would rise.

Thursday, April 27, 2006

hahaha

Typical ski supporters on Kick off just now, ffs they don't even know who the fuck was their captain when they won the league in 1955, not that I know but at least it's not my club. Ffs they were embarassing to say the least rofl, I reckon the Everton team of the other day was pretty good. Well done Spurs for reaching the semis tho rofl, at least they know something about their own club rofl.

Lee Sharpe: I know what's the minimum width of the pitch allowed as Alex Ferguson used to walk across the centre circle, measuring the width before every away match

Saturday, April 15, 2006

Pai seh for not updating

Rofl been busy with shite over the past two weeks.

First I'd like to rant about this cunt

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

TwatKelvin Davis who has been shite all fucking season long somehow comes up with 10582305723081761 saves against us for no apparent reason. Don't you realise your team is down cunt, and you're one of the reasons they are so fucking shite, but yet you perform like this against United. If you hadn't been so shite all season long maybe Sunderland won't have 11 points from the previous 32. Cunts. and for my fucking life I will never forgive the defender who blocked Ole's shot which was going into the top corner with 5 minutes left. Twat.

Moving swiftly on to today's class outing, which was kind of fun rofl. The fun part was owning even Zhijie in Daytona LOL, I won every race that I participated in rofl. Got one time Wei Hong was trying to feck everyone up by pressing turbo at the worst moment, I had the treatment for about 4 times rofl. But on final lap he pressed turbo for me at the finishing line and I somehow charged past Zhijie LOL ahahha. And another one was where Teck huat and Kian kok had one whole straight's lead over me, but they were trying to crash each other off at the final corner and I just cut on the inside and went past them ROFL.

Btw the movie was quite ok, it was boring at times and had a cliched ending but it was very well produced lol. We walked around Dhoby Ghaut after the movie trying to find the Lan shop and after walking one big round, we finally found it rofl. And as usual I was the feeder and noobshit and got owned rofl. At least I killed zhijie once rofl. And apparently I improved on the last time I played rofl.

After that went home and here I am now watching Bolton-Chelsea. If bolton get something out of this im gonna be so pissed.

Ciaozzzzzzzz

Pai seh for not updating

Rofl been busy with shite over the past two weeks.

First I'd like to rant about this cunt

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

TwatKelvin Davis who has been shite all fucking season long somehow comes up with 10582305723081761 saves against us for no apparent reason. Don't you realise your team is down cunt, and you're one of the reasons they are so fucking shite, but yet you perform like this against United. If you hadn't been so shite all season long maybe Sunderland won't have 11 points from the previous 32. Cunts. and for my fucking life I will never forgive the defender who blocked Ole's shot which was going into the top corner with 5 minutes left. Twat.

Moving swiftly on to today's class outing, which was kind of fun rofl. The fun part was owning even Zhijie in Daytona LOL, I won every race that I participated in rofl. Got one time Wei Hong was trying to feck everyone up by pressing turbo at the worst moment, I had the treatment for about 4 times rofl. But on final lap he pressed turbo for me at the finishing line and I somehow charged past Zhijie LOL ahahha. And another one was where Teck huat and Kian kok had one whole straight's lead over me, but they were trying to crash each other off at the final corner and I just cut on the inside and went past them ROFL.

Btw the movie was quite ok, it was boring at times and had a cliched ending but it was very well produced lol. We walked around Dhoby Ghaut after the movie trying to find the Lan shop and after walking one big round, we finally found it rofl. And as usual I was the feeder and noobshit and got owned rofl. At least I killed zhijie once rofl. And apparently I improved on the last time I played rofl.

After that went home and here I am now watching Bolton-Chelsea. If bolton get something out of this im gonna be so pissed.

Ciaozzzzzzzz

Monday, April 03, 2006

FAO whoever built the covered walkway to my block

Thank fuck for those cnuts who build that cos without it I'd have been drenched in that bloody storm just now. Whoever who built it - PAP HDB Opposition Party - you've got my vote for the elections.

Sunday, April 02, 2006

We are right back in it

Who would have thought it eh, 18 points behind at December, we have whittled it down to 7. Terrific stuff, yesterday match proved that with Rooney, Ruud, Saha, Ronaldo and Giggs, noone will dare to feck with us, Bolton were shit scared for the last 20 minutes where we just pounded their goal.

Not one to predict stuff but comparing Chelsea's fixtures to ours, it's fair to say we've got more difficult ones than them, but we are the team that are actually in form, so we will be the ones being more confident going into the matches, especially the big one next Sunday, Arsenal. They are in great form as well, but the key factor could well be that it is at Old Trafford, and Arsenal's away day blues have been well publicised.

Nevertheless it is great to see an exciting end to the season again, after the last two seasons we have just fallen away after being so far away from the title. Something's for sure, we are going to push it right down to the wire.

We're gonna win the league,
We're gonna win the league,
And now you're gonna believe us,
And now you're gonna believe us,
And now you're gonna believe us,
We're gonna win the league

They said we couldn't catch Newcastle
They said we couldn't catch Arsenal
They said we couldn't catch Chelsea
Like fuck we can't, we're UNITED.

UNITED FIXTURES
Sunday, 09 April 2006
Barclays Premiership
Man Utd v Arsenal, 16:00

Friday, 14 April 2006
Barclays Premiership
Man Utd v Sunderland, 19:45

Monday, 17 April 2006
Barclays Premiership
Tottenham v Man Utd, 12:45

Sunday, 23 April 2006
Barclays Premiership
Man Utd v Middlesbrough, 15:00

Saturday, 29 April 2006
Barclays Premiership
Chelsea v Man Utd, 12:30

Sunday, 07 May 2006
Barclays Premiership
Man Utd v Charlton, 15:00

CHELSEA FIXTURES
Saturday, 01 April 2006
Barclays Premiership
Birmingham v Chelsea, 12:45

Sunday, 09 April 2006
Barclays Premiership
Chelsea v West Ham, 12:00

Saturday, 15 April 2006
Barclays Premiership
Bolton v Chelsea, 12:45

Monday, 17 April 2006
Barclays Premiership
Chelsea v Everton, 15:00

Saturday, 22 April 2006
FA Cup
Chelsea v Liverpool, 17:15


Saturday, 29 April 2006
Barclays Premiership
Chelsea v Man Utd, 12:30

Sunday, 07 May 2006
Barclays Premiership
Newcastle v Chelsea, 15:00