Saturday, May 27, 2006

26 May 1999

The day when we won the treble, 7 years ago. Doesn't seem that long ago that's for sure.

Off the top of my head but the team for that day was

Schmeichel

Gary Nev Stam Johnsen Irwin

Giggs Beckham Butt Blomqvist

Cole Yorke

Of course we went down 1-0 down early doors to Mario Basler's free kick, a defensive mix up, and Schmeichel and the bar saved us for much of the match. Only when Sir Alex sent on Teddy Sheringham and Ole Gunnar Solskjaer did the complexion of the match change. United started to get chances, and hit the bar once if I remember correctly. Into injury time, United's treble dream seemed dead and buried.

Suddenly United get a corner.

Can United score? They always score"


Schmeichel went up. Beckham's delivery into the box, absolute melee, Giggs mishits a shot, falls into Sheringham's path, who slots it home. 1-1!

NAME ON THE TROPHY

92nd minute, and into the last minute of the three added minutes. United get another corner, Schmeichel didn't come up this time. Another Beckham corner, into the 6 yard box, Sheringham flicked it on, Solskjaer stuck out a leg, roof of the net.

And Solskjaer has won it!

Magnificent game, espescially those last minutes.

And of course it was Sir Matt Busby's 90th birthday that night, and it would have been his 97th today.

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

The long awaited news

Whether I have passed Chinese CA1.

The delay is not my fault cos it was only today the marks were released.

So....








I have somehow contrived to

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff








PASS CHINESE

Excellent 53.1

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Thursday, May 18, 2006

I'll be back tomorrow

with an extensive report on if I failed chinese CA1.

As things stand:

57 will see me fail by 0.1
59 and above will guarantee a pass


*this of course refers to the compo markls which will be returned tomorrow

Saturday, May 13, 2006

LEVEL CAMP

Ok I shall be blogging on level camp now rofl. Expect it to be long and boring, just joking, I will have Jintao and John to spice thiongs up!

DAY 1
Right starting from the first day, assembled in our groups and blahblablahlbalh you get the drill. On the way there I was sleeping like a pig rofl, too tired after watching the previous night's final day drama. We arrived at Sarimbun campsite, and I thought it was pretty much a shithole, which was to be expected. We then tried to think of a group names, and our letter was H and I thought of many suggestions, like horny, hot, once again you get the drill rofl. But eventually we settled on High 5. You know what the first thing I thought of when I saw the name, that's right Moses singing that fecking high 5 bread song, which was irritating like shit. Then we had to write out objectives and shit, the instructor Huatzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wanted someone with best handwriting then he go pick me, what a joker man.

Then we had to pitch our tents, and there were 2 scouts in my group, one was according to a fellow scout was a sleepy head and didn;t do anything, another at least contributed lol. Got a few Sj one also but they don't know how to pitch tents rofl. But I tried to tie a few proper knots after finding out some morons had tied crappy knots, some got pattern also ffs, and some were not tight at all, and I couldn't be botherde to retie for them lol. Then lunch, which was probably the worst out of the 3 days' meals. Then group flag, we got competiton to see who finished the fastest with Gaga, then we chiong, basically our flag was one high-5 and 239052340682 handprints on it, so naturally we finished fastest. However Gaga flag is damn nice , got blending some more, ours had no artistic value in it rofl.

Our first activity was Saint Challenge course. Our first part was King of the hill.We got two bites of the cherry as our first attempt was botched liek shit. Second one was better but I was the last one hanging of the human ladder, then I had to pull a few cnuts up. I nearly slipped off in climbing back up rofl. Then we had the shuffling shit. Our instructor Huatzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz frst wnated us to arrange ourselvesaccording to birthdays, then he gav eus 5 mins to plan. Then when we got back on the logs he wanted us to arrange accrding to height. wtfbbq rofl. then we kept cheating rofl, bending odwn when the next person is taller/shorter. Also got the walking on the wooden plank crap, which was yes you guessed it, crap.

Then we had Command and Conquer, which we got thrashed by Gaga cos we could only use mess tin, the other thingy was broken. Also got Initiative games, I only remember got the er rope thing, then I was one of the two being picked to control the people holding the rope lmfao.

Ate dinner then came together as a class to get the ACE shirt. Then Jordan kept saying the John got fleas in his dick or summat, cos he kept scratching it rofl. Went back to tent, I think our tent was the messiest rofl, then when I was sleeping some moron kept kicking me in the head, I think it was HEIBI rofl. Was sweating like a pig, until it got colder then I slept like a pig.

DAY 2 LATER, as I am watching the preview of FA Cup final now lol

Friday, May 12, 2006

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Sunday, May 07, 2006

PAP won over here in Tampines

-Again. Mah Bow Tan and co won the elections over here again, total thrashnig it was I think, forgot the figures tho. Opposition only got two measly wards, which at least they successfully defended despite the SM walking around.

Just realised if I go ahead and make more comments I might get into trouble rofl so I'll stfu.

Barca Espanyol is a temporary relief for boredom, end of season match, nothing to paly for Barca tho it's a derby match and Espanyol are fighting relegation.

Fight fors econd and fourth ends tomorrow, United need to match scousers result to secure 2nd, though I am not too fussed as I reckon it's first or nowhere. Fourth is interesting, Spurs travel to West Ham who have 1 1/2 eye on the cup final while Arse play a tiring Wigan in the library's last match. It would be funny if arse get UEFA Cup football at Ashburton, that's counting out the CL final of course. Cunting ESPN not showing United or Spurs, instead showing arse and chelski-barcodes. Can't thjey see arse result is irrelevant if Spurs win, and who cares it's the librarys last match. The other match is of course meaningless now, so what's the point?

Otherwise, COME ON YOU SPURS!

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Big question

Ruud to stay or to go?

Reckon the end is neigh for him, especially with recent peformances being absolute gutless, none of the movement that was so apparent earlier in the season. The big problem is probably the dropping in the Carling Cup final for Louis Saha, and since then he's been rather disinterested.

true, he might have been a legend, but legends come and go, and I definitely think, despite being one of the best goal scorers in the country for the past 5 years, he might just be showing his age at 30. Hopefully a good World cup will do him wonders, but will he be at United when the world cup ends?

Who knows and I cbf blogging more now as I got a cnuting du xie tmrw.

Ciaozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Monday, May 01, 2006

Terrific

I am a lance corporal now rofl even tho I was blind on the day. Terrific, after so long rofl, makesure im worthy of lcpl

Excellent